Double Creature? Will the Real Donald please stand up sit down.

Star and Life & Style say it’s entirely about revenge. They claim she found out Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles was cheating, sos he dumped him and found another man to make him jealous. They also claim she “didn’t tip the paparazzi off” to their odd PDA on the Rhode Island shore.

19 kids and no orgasms.

fyi thats an absolutely acceptable thing to do to me if you met me irl

Of course it is!

It's happening.

It sounds like, either way, you run a legitimate risk of ending up exhausted and cleaning up poop. Damned if you do, dammed if you don't.

It is a real task to use the phrase "rat bastards" and still suck, but he managed it by combining banality and inscrutability into a wilted word salad sprinkled with the croutons of pretension. (Oh God, now you've got me talking like him.)

The mayor of Calgary, which is a few hours from me, is Muslim. He is fucking awesome. I follow him on Twitter and he is always retweeting calls for lost and found pets. I like to think he has played a hand in reconciling many cats and dogs with their humans.

How can you use the term "superior" without realizing why people would take issue with how you are framing this? In what context has the word "superior" ever been an inclusive way to discuss other peoples life choices?

The little yellow sacs of greasy 'pearls' sticking out of your head? That you gather in your nails and then flick around the room? .... Apparently I am grosser than you.

"But if you can find a girl who you can go to an EDM concert with, have a conversation with, who will sit on the couch and watch you play GTA for three hours—and then you go to bed and have amazing sex? That should be your girlfriend."

This makes me want to have an abortion and name it Liletta.

The invitations to my November 2001 wedding were mailed on September 10, 2001. The wedding venue? Windows on the World.

I hope that poor boy was okay after his parents insisted on him eating that food even though it had gluten in it.

we definitely have a culture problem

It's a Panty Epoxy gallery.