I routinely use the back of my hand as a salad bowl! My handwriting is also Not Great, and I’ve just found out that sitting at a keyboard for eight hours a day will give me tendonitis symptoms real quick.

“We will work closely with you if you act like a decent human being, Alter. Sonst kannst du mich mal.”

Same. Not American, and I have Angela Merkel, but this is so difficult...so many people are going to lose so much, and I’m just devastated. Hillary would have been so great. I’m heartbroken.

😱😱😱

After a while I work up the courage to look behind me and there is this very pale... man/creature standing outside my window

holy shit NO

Are there really white supremacists that don’t already wholeheartedly support Dusty Cheetos?

This fucking gif.

Same :(

Hey Ladies!

I'm joining this damn train! Pls.

ARNOLD

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, yo!

So beautiful!!!! The ring is nice too.

I see what you did there. That did not go unnoticed.

A toddler could definitely have fit on the door. Definitely. He didn't have to go like that.

Smoking the tiniest little toy pipe, and cursing in the smurfiest raspy voice.

Yes. That is it exactly. He looks like the saltiest, sea-dogged three year old.

BRING IT ON KATE

Yeeeeeees