I was in S.C.A.T. for a while, but now I’ve joined their sister organization, W.A.T.E.R.S.P.O.R.T.S.

“Don’t dead, open inside”?

Sounds like you don’t understand South Park.

“International Facilitation & Aid Project” would have made for a better acronym.

For the record, I had a tube of Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles toothpaste that I received in the early 1990s and didn’t get rid of until a few years ago. I always thought it was a knock-off; it’s interesting to find out that it was the real deal (I grew up in Canada, so my teenage mutant turtles were of the ninja…

A “proud” apology?

Pretty sure that if you’re proud while apologizing, you’re doing it wrong.

On the off-chance that your husband gets his way, please don’t tell the kids where the money for the trip came from.

What is the next step after First World Problems? Zero-eth World Problems? Null World Problems?

Whatever it is, I think we’ve achieved it. Good show, everyone.

Can’t help but wonder how hard it will be to localize the game, though.

This is really not the issue at play here.

We have peeked as a civilization.

The problem with using a gif in this context is that gifs loop, and the majority of your readers aren’t literate in Japanese. I have no idea which part of that gif is the beginning.

I literally only clicked on the article to find out if that was FC4 art or not.

Scrolled too far, mate.

Not really. Think about it: if you’re raking in tens of thousands of dollars from a game, who are your peers? The plebs paying for access, or the other major entity making money off the product?

What a neutral evil thing to say.

Cool, but does he make scifi and superheroes for the hands we’re given?

Okay, with the caveat that I have not played the game and know very little about it beyond from what I’ve read on sites like these...

Could the “Bad Dad” achievement not refer to the Dad you just knocked boots with, rather than your character? As in, he is “bad” because he has a leather jacket and hangs out in bars?