the game would have featured a large gorilla that served as a protector of children.

Loving all the nerd-rage. Please keep tweaking the noses of the die-hard fans who take their entertainment way too seriously. Those of us who understand nuance can see the wit behind the “mockery”.

“Hey guys! I put a thing on top of another thing and made a thing! Look!”

It doesn’t look terrible so much as it looks like it was made for an even younger demographic.

It’s cool, but it’s more like a five minute run punctuated with five minutes of staring at elevator doors.

Thanks for epitomizing the rampant racism and ignorance plaguing the progressive movement today.

Okay, my most pressing comment is, “What the fuck is a murder hobo?”

Secondly...

I think that this speaks to a weakness in the D&D alignment system as a whole. The idea of throwing a second scale (law vs. chaos) into the concept of morality was probably pretty revolutionary when it was conceived, but it’s persisted…

Foot fetish? I wish people knew about my foot fetish.

Disclaimer: The Nemesis system was great and I absolutely think that more games should use it.

Mecha-Christie vs Mecha-Godzilla.

When you think about it, it would explain why bitches always be trippin’.

A bit of research on Ancestry.com reveals that the correct pronunciation is “Gak”. “Gach” is probably an Anglicization of the earlier Klingon “Gagh”.

So I can kill a few trees for an unnecessary luxury product while turning my console into a fire risk? Where do I sign?

Loved the car chase. Looked like a lot of fun.

I feel like I must be missing something here, because that’s a pretty common device in RPGs. Hell, the original Baldur’s Gate let you do that.

It makes sense when you realize that we are the collection, man.

What in all that is holy is up with that water bottle?