Correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought the goal of dating was to end the night without any of the creeps or losers inside of you.

So the whole Gerudo Town crossdressing sideplot is now... what? A bunch of mean girls ripping on Zelda for her fashion choices?

What’s the point of having a whole bunch of identical dildos?

Uh, that’s clearly Eromango island.

So what I hear you saying is that eating enough chocolate will make me a superhero.

He told me he spent 200 hours with The Witcher 2,500 in Grand Theft Auto 5, and 600 in Fallout 4. Skyrim was the only game that came close to his current Witcher 3 obsession, with around 1,500 hours logged.

Lifehacker’s Nick Douglas shared a story with me about his bachelor party where one of his guests ended up being a less-than-fun person to play with.

Steps 1, 2, and 3 (in green) are how I do origami.

Well I would have played that.

I’d imagine most of the concern comes from the people who play those shitty Connect 4 hentai games, but that’s just a guess.

I’m not knocking this game, which looks awesome, but why do these Groundhog Day-esque games always end each cycle by essentially destroying the world? Omensight, Minnit, Majora’s Mask... it’s a running theme that is verging on becoming a trope.

The top image reminds me of the load screens from Endless Space 2.

Oh, so it’s like Doritos For Women.

I agree with this man.

Well, duh, we all knew that. Although I hadn’t heard that Luigi had named his dick “Bowser”.

I love the candles hanging from his waist like trophies.

Well this plan couldn’t possibly end in global war and crimes against humanity.

“Gunk” is a pretty common slang term in North American English, the generally accepted definition being “unwanted miscellaneous residue”. Ironically, the word originated as a brand name for degreasing solvent.