Correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought the goal of dating was to end the night without any of the creeps or losers inside of you.

Here’s the thing. AI has arrived and is evolving quickly, and the highly transformative effects it has already had on our daily lives (massively improved search engine algorithms, Netflix recommendations, etc.) are just the tip of the iceberg. While the nature of its impact on human society, once mature, are difficult…

So the whole Gerudo Town crossdressing sideplot is now... what? A bunch of mean girls ripping on Zelda for her fashion choices?

What’s the point of having a whole bunch of identical dildos?

Uh, that’s clearly Eromango island.

So what I hear you saying is that eating enough chocolate will make me a superhero.

He told me he spent 200 hours with The Witcher 2,500 in Grand Theft Auto 5, and 600 in Fallout 4. Skyrim was the only game that came close to his current Witcher 3 obsession, with around 1,500 hours logged.

Lifehacker’s Nick Douglas shared a story with me about his bachelor party where one of his guests ended up being a less-than-fun person to play with.

Steps 1, 2, and 3 (in green) are how I do origami.

Well I would have played that.

I’d imagine most of the concern comes from the people who play those shitty Connect 4 hentai games, but that’s just a guess.

I’m not knocking this game, which looks awesome, but why do these Groundhog Day-esque games always end each cycle by essentially destroying the world? Omensight, Minnit, Majora’s Mask... it’s a running theme that is verging on becoming a trope.

Nope, not like America. Anyone with a decent understanding of modern Russia will tell you that the two systems are worlds apart.

Essential:

The top image reminds me of the load screens from Endless Space 2.

Oh, so it’s like Doritos For Women.

I agree with this man.

Well, duh, we all knew that. Although I hadn’t heard that Luigi had named his dick “Bowser”.