No desire to see a network TV reboot of Battlestar. Boo!

Rotoworld says Eli had a career 116-116 record. I found that surprising, but then remembered he’s been dogshit since the last super bowl win and that was in 2011! Fucking hell, I’m old.

He’s a better dancer than he is a person, at least.

I’m with you, but Hispanic is not a step or two above a slur. It’s just an ethnicity.

You’re spot on with a couple points. You’re absolutely right that there’s a distinction between (for lack of a better word) “scandals” that resonate and don’t regarding Obama and Clinton. I’d gently point out that one was at some (very low) level a legit wrong (hey Hillary, just follow protocol, ya know?) while the…

Was going to add that as a second choice to make, but thought the second example would ruin the pithiness.

It’s not free ammo. Everyone else can see that Joe Biden’s brains are basically gone. It’s not some secret we need to keep while he’s campaigning in the primaries.

Maybe, and stick with me here, sometimes candidates lose because of their flaws and not because of people impolitely pointing out their flaws.

It’s almost like maintaining elite athleticism at an advanced age in one specific skill set is not at all the same as maintaining elite skill in all the facets that make an NFL quarterback.

Perhaps his Herbalife smoothies will help? Or perhaps he can try some elbow ligament conversion therapy. This man contains multitudes (of scams)!

It’s Italian, so I also assume you get the choice of which racial epithet to call the opposing black players.

+1

I see what you’re saying, but I really liked the set up of this Jamboroo. To me (like you, I bet), it mirrors the feeling I get watching actual football. Horror mingled with a compulsion for continuing to watch/read.

This wouldn’t even have worked for Tacko Fall.

You got lucky having financially astute parents. If my parents did that, I’d have left school with 2 bankruptcies.

Totally. I’ve long been on the “Hey Splinter writers, stop sucking” bandwagon.

Yeah, I mean it’s not ideal, but he does genuinely take his philanthropy seriously and he was truly a hero to a lot of people during Harvey.

Man, did you just flat not read the article? Maybe try again.

You can’t have a substantive debate with Ted Cruz about gun control legislation. It’s the gun manufacturers who control that.

Mattress Mack is a Tea Party guy politically, but he’s generally good with his community-involvement.