Joel Osteen locked the doors of the Compaq Center during Hurricane Harvey. I feel compelled to say this whenever his name is mentioned.

BOOOOOOOO!

They wish they’ll be a dynasty. Where will they run for office? In New York?

“But we not ready to have that conversation yet.” 

This stays in the grays! He’s at least right about one thing: the world is not ready for that conversation.

No. Jewish people went more than two-thirds for Hillary in 2016 and haven’t supported a republican with a majority of the vote in a presidential election since Harding... 100 years ago.

Wendy Davis is the best Democrat in Texas, but she’s already said she isn’t running for Senate, but might run for a House seat. The problem for her, state-wide, is she’s a strong-willed women who runs hard for women’s rights, which doesn’t work in Texas (she got beaten badly when she ran against Greg Abbott for…

Obviously this is terrible, but I think the one thing that’ll seal Trump’s electoral fate is a war no one wants or understands.

If only you’d worked for the Timberwolves back then!

I feel like the complaints about the English-accented Russians are something that only exist on Twitter.

Greenpeace is a garbage organization that destroyed parts of an ancient wonder for some cheap advertisement for people on airplanes.

I bet they’re miserable pricks.

*non-hockey fan looks up the last Maple Leafs Stanley Cup win*

I like this idea.

As great as Kawhi is, when your second best player consistently poops himself under pressure, the team will struggle. And Kyle Lowry has playoff basketball’s version of celiac disease.

This is amazing.

There’s a comment in this very thread by rosieposie that explains the reasoning well.

Being able to maintain a standard of living is pretty much the idea of it.

The founder of the KKK has a statue at the Tennessee capital? Didn’t know that.

He claims to want to learn, but I will bet you all the money that he ignores you, who actually explains things in a patient and easy to understand way.