If it’s worth it to collect taxes and shovel them into Amazon’s maw, then surely it’s worth it to collect those same taxes for an actual public need.

*why not both girl*

Also, Eric’s white baby = who is Eric?

Good. Maybe use that money to fix public transit now?

In the summer of 2060, Chris Pratt will probably be talking to an empty chair at the Republican National Convention.

Don’t forget the heads of every Republican in this country.

Oh man did he rule as Khurschev. I thought it was a career best performance.

It’s interesting to see the different styles of the Trumps. They all say the same thing and they’re likely all criminals, but you can tell Ivanka thinks she’s the smartest Trump.

I read what I commented on. I read what was above, then commented on it. I’m sorry it offends you so much that I’m not super engaged with the thoughts of some mostly unknown, pointless editorial clown. I don’t do Twitter and I certainly won’t be visiting to see what this dumbass has to say.

I think she still thinks she’s going to be President one day.

What race is this hypothetical child?

Why in the world would I want to subject myself to that?

Possibly. I bet when Woody Allen was younger, he was one of those people who talked about how he had a “European sensibility” and shit.

I don’t know. Piling on morons is fun sometimes. I don’t do Twitter, so this is the only chance I get. This guy gets paid for his idiot thoughts, but I’ll make fun of him a little for free.

A Bloomberg editorial dumb-dumb.

I love how vague this is. He’s saying literally nothing while seeming like a Very Serious Man.

Jordan also didn’t need to think about teaming up with another superstar because he already had Pippen. He never had to worry about his team being one piece away. Who knows what he would have done if he was ever in a situation where he knew his teammates weren’t good enough to win every game.

Billionaire Jeb! is the best approximation of who this guy is. Bravo!

If it makes this obnoxiousy rich, predatory, overrated, has-been’s life a little bit harder in his later years for the havoc he’s created in the lives of people who’ve been close to him, then I will temporarily take Amazon’s side.

Could be worse. They could name it after Reagan like they did everything else in this country.