The Bonilla money, no joke, keeps going, $1.2 million a year until 2035.

That is, “working on” making both things less noticeable, probably.

His big problem in ‘16 was that he was deaf to race, so he’s beginning his 2020 run by... siphoning attention from a rising, talented black female politician.

Fucking christ, how many of these goddamn judges are there!?

I voted for Bernie in ‘16, but that motherfucker loves the attention. I think he has a compulsive need to shoehorn himself into these things.

Ah yes. That old cheater Hillary Clinton, who robbed Bernie Sanders by... (*checks notes*) ... getting more votes than him.

I think you’re right on. My opinion is that Goff just kinda sucks and he’s been perfectly schemed and controlled to competence by McVay. Once he’s required to do anything for himself, he turns into a pumpkin.

Tony Romo could have taken off his suit at halftime, put on a Rams jersey, and walked on the field to replace Goff and the Rams chances would have been immeasurably better.

Too soon?

Gotta love American Christianity.

He may have won the Hot Pocket vote, but he also threw the Jim Gaffigan vote out the window.

I think this is exactly what will happen. Boogie, at least, is definitely getting overpaid by the Knicks, they will overplay him for 2-3 years and his put-back-together leg will fall apart again and we’ll be back in 2012 again with Boogie playing Amare’s part. They’ll then trade for some overrated score-first,…

“My grandpa worked with a famous guy” always works in interviews.

Is this your guy?

I’ve been saying something similar to every one of these stories. Nice to know I’m not going completely out of my mind here.

That’s not the point I was making. There’s plenty of excellent true crime. In Cold Blood is great. I really enjoyed “The Jinx”.

Your argument begins with insisting that The Day After Tomorrow is *good*.

Yeah, but better to outlaw all abortions just to make sure, right?

This is good. Thank you for writing it.

That’s exactly what it is. True Crime is in right now as a genre. There’s money to be made shitting out multi-part docs about serial killers at the moment. CNN just made one about John Wayne Gacy too.