I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…

Amber did not shade the Kardashian..... she red them ! A read is not shade. shade is not a a read.

The main character's name is Christian. I am an Episcopalian. I do not want to go to a movie that will challenge my faith.

That's because very few people in the former colonies seem to know how to make tea properly.

"I would, but I have a degenerative disease where if I stick my hands in things, I just start shitting and vomiting all over the place—maybe I'll try, though."

Gotcha. So, in that case, he would need a custom boot done. Which, is not something people usually want to do for an eight year old. Custom boots are pricey. You could go to a private bootmaker. They'll probably have to do a last for his foot. Which is the mold they use to build the boot around.

Cue "Eye of the Tiger" and an absolutely horrifying montage.

Along the lines of recognizing actors outside of their films, my favorite comeback to strangers who use the "I know you from somewhere" line is almost always "Oh, so you watch a lot of porn?" and left the unsaid idea hang in the air. Usually I get and embarrassed, "NO!" or "Um, what?!" It stops them in their tracks.

I would have stuck my fingers in my vagina and painted fuck you with period blood on the wall, but I'm an animal.

Your assumption that these ladies perspire is bigoted and hateful.

I've gotten some interesting emails from former sorority sisters about how they think about their experiences now, maybe that'll be the last installment.

I'd second it if it was to use "ruse" more often.

Somewhere a '70s van is missing it's painting...

Ain't nothing ambiguous about this shade.

I'll tell you all about it when it happens.

Orphan Black! Amazing show (and not quite as crazy as this gif suggests).

the Burmese national living in Saudi Arabia was convicted of the sexual assault and murder of her seven-year-old stepdaughter.

Emangelization? Props to The Onion. This is a good one.

DEFINITELY SHADE.

You left out the best part of the Anna Wintour quote where she threw some additional unprovoked side shade at Madonna without even batting an eyelash: "The first celebrity that I put on the cover of Vogue was Madonna, and that was considered completely controversial at the time, too. It's such a long time ago…