Nope, don't let Mama June give rednecks and hillbillys a bad name! (And this may be my Southern showing, but I think all those phrases are classist ways of making fun of poor, rural, generally Southern people.)

My tea kettle. My world would be cold without it. Husband and I have used the tea kettle every day of our marriage, including the four month kitchen renovation when it sat beside the TV because everywhere else had dishes or whatever-the-contractors-couldn't-bother-to-move-themselves. Honestly, our marriage is steeped…

FYI for ESL people: "randos" is a slang term for "Prince Harry"

Are we sure Fancy didn't mix up the dog advice and the boyfriend advice?

She found out about the mistake when she was pregnant. Ordered vials from 380 in August/September that didn't take. Ordered more vials for insemination over the Fall months. Those were the mistaken 330 vials. She became pregnant in December 2011. When she was pregnant with Payton she wanted to ordered more vials from…

Heh. I feel like the only way I'm not going to win this pissing contest is if no one believes me because this wedding was just so ridiculous… But half of my FB friendslist was also there, so it can be verified!

I no longer wish to live in Montana.

Maybe if I concentrate on the controller than I won't have to look at William's horrible outfit.

Ladies, you're doing it wrong.

Watches go in the OTHER hole!

It's actually a very old slang term. There's a byname in the Greenlanders' saga: Knarrarbringa. A knǫrr was a type of merchant ship, and bringa meant "chest" or "breast".

I have literally done nothing at work for the past 3 hours because of conversations like these.

But the point was that it is racism! The post says that you don't have to be a KKK member to be a racist.

I have a prescription for sex toys: I have what's known as Congenital Genital Syndrome (CGS). Instead of being born like a barbie doll and engaging in normal stork-based reproduction, I was born with genitals and have to reproduce in a way that makes Jesus have a sadfase =(

I think it's fair to conclude that if you do anything on the internet ever, someone is going to find a way to be offended by it. Except maybe posting pictures of cats.

Yes, of course, you're completely right. How thoughtless of me not to get on my private plane and fly to Nigeria armed like Rambo and rescue them myself. If thinking of each of these women and holding hope for them is the best I can do, why on earth would you aggressively seek some way to cut me down for that? What is…

No, no, that's right! That's why I tried to emphasize that those were his feelings, not the reality—and certainly not what the rest of the Western world thought! Forgive me for what may turn out to be a dissertation; not only am I married to a priest, but I wrote my thesis in college on Mary I, so I love talking Tudor…

omg eddie and his partner justin for the cutest couple on earth award. (and i don't mean that in a patronizing, gay men as pets way that i effing hate.)

I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself!

I can't think of anybody who'd mind. Really. Most denominations even have a team of volunteer member/greeters to welcome new people properly and make them feel comfortable. And if you go to the Anglicans or Lutherans and somebody walks up to you out of the blue and shakes your hand and says, "peace be with you," don't…

Well then, you ought to be able to afford some really nice looking clothes for church.