Extra points for the Blue Öyster Cult reference.

IMDB says “nothing and nowhere”. Thus I respectfully petition the Court to reconsider its prior ruling. Saying “was someone late to rehearsal” to an out of work actress? Could be shade . . . .

Color Ta-Nehisi Coates surprised:

Breaking- Pope reveals to world he is a lifelong Catholic.

Outside of New York City, adults generally write polite, cheerful emails to one another

I was assuming it was an anti-lesbian slur. Because if you aren't down to have B&T have a swordfight in your mouth, you must be a lezbo, amirite?

This is great. The more non-superhero comics the better.

To paraphrase Hanlon's Razor, "never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by Kinja being a piece of shit."

So Sonia Sotomayor is a white girl now?

And he said unto another, Follow me. But he said, Lord, suffer me first to go and bury my father. Jesus said unto him, Let the dead bury their dead: but go thou and preach the kingdom of God.

shriveled penis of a human being

almost a quarter of murder victims are killed by a family member. why isn't the mainstream media talking about this epidemic of familial crime!!!

True, based on 2011 black youth are 8 times more likely to be victims of homicide than youth overall.:

Anastasia astutely notes that Dwigt looks like a model.

So bummed she cut her hair short.

So nice to see what Jodi Arnold is up to! I bought my wife a number of things from her late, lamented "minus" size line "Mint Jodi Arnold" and design and construction were top notch. I think the skinny bitches ought to be very, very jealous.

I'm bitter there's a TopShop on Fifth Avenue, so we're even.

And as a software nerd to you on yours

Borrowed them from their sorostitute girlfriends who require them to remediate the fratbros' whiskeydick.

Or English. My wife's fruitcake drinks half a bottle of brandy between Thanksgiving and the week before Christmas and is then put in a thick coating of jam, marzipan and hard icing to prevent alcohol evaporation. The net result has a higher proof than most American beer.