Who reads Billboard? Sony execs, for one.

ITT, people who think "A Modest Proposal" is a cookbook.

What if he'd said Rorschach?

There are so many layers to this one.

Armholes are so lovely and helpful for those who are alone and need to carry their own stuff.

It wasn't the knife. The man is a known TacoBell user: the cops (reasonably) feared the WMDs he has hidden in his colon.

Read not shade. "It's so generous of Diplo to think of helping others with their shortcomings before curing his own." would be more shady, no?

He wants them to *think* he's got a BB gun. Which means he's *got* a Desert Eagle .50 cal with a clip full of Teflon coated bullets and one in the chamber. Because /b/.

Isn't the Sinuous Magazine article actually a dual shade: the first two sentences being thrown on on the Azalea woman and the last sentence casting on the reading audience for being so remedial as to need the first two sentences explaining to them?

A little inevitable. Engineer ≠ designer

Let's all slag off Essex instead, shall we? That way both sides of the Atlantic can play . . . .

Ha. You call *that* foreshortening? Let The King show you how it's done:

Basically they're suing so that they can get the hell out of Honky Haven, OH and to someplace *better for the kid* :

Can my inner black woman be named "Caledonia"? I do love the classics . . . .

#notallbruises

Are those the Royal Dad Jeans?

I am appalled that these shockjocks are demeaning the sacredness of Rugby with something as trivial as marriage.
ALL BLACKS!

Wait, I thought wearing ugly dresses was how you got *into* Kappa Delta. Shit, Lilly Pulitzer really *is* dead.

Yeah, the real threat is the Thos. Pink customers wandering into PINK, not the other way around:

Beiber/Bloom: Two twinks enter, one twink leaves.