You know who acts creepy towards women? Bart Fargo. I love MST3K and I’ll see myself out. Bop ba da da.

See: Ryan Seacrest.

Neither will Clenched Anus.

YES..

Good god, is face really stuck like that?

Hey, fellow Nashvillian here. I live in North Carolina now, but I follow national news all the time through my friends. I agree with your final statement, well all of them actually, but particularly the last one. I have friends that are part of groups building tiny homes for the homeless, and if there is any good…

It’s KNOWN. It’s all part of the arrangement. Deep state. Illuminati. But now I’m downing jellybeans and pounding diet Cokes trying to catch a buzz.

Yeah, I don’t know who he is, but one look at that getup coming at me, and I know all I need to.

Yes. We need to be talking about those teeth. Being from Tennessee, I’d love for him to donate a third of what he has spent on his own teeth to dental out reach programs for the poor in Appalachia. I mean, if he wants to be all Christian about it.

I’m embarrassed/not embarrassed at my more primal nature and urges to actually punch Ivanka- repeatedly. Like, this conflict-avoidant, educated lady would like to think I’m above all that. But in my dark heart, I still know how to handle things like we did in my rather poor neighborhood outside of Nashville when I was…

It will only be, like, six words, but it will retail for $899.

HEAVING, yogurty bosom.

You’re just reading off what’s in your cabinet now.

Maybe it’s because I, a white mom, just gave my daughter, who is a lovely little caramel, her chocolate milk and snuggles this morning, but...you know what kids love? Chocolate milk. They don’t love...racist, sexist Romanian tennis coaches. Now that’s pretty universal. Serena, mom to mom, you are a better woman than…

I got to the real feed (as opposed to just scanning through the comment) JUST to star this for the Vogon reference. I’ll be hiding under my towel should you need me.

Hold on there. I will fight you. With delicious, seasoned shrimp.

How do the people marching not get that everyone in the White House and congress AND the house of representatives that is in power is working tirelessly to make sure their dreams come true? Seriously, why are they marching?

Agreed!

I can knit, crochet, sew a little, and I can stop a sucking chest wound as a former EMT. I can grow and can food.

Absolutely! I remember Susan Sarandon did an episode, too!