Oh, Armond! Oh, wait. That’s...not Armond. On the floor dead there.

Side-eye Kitten really captured it for me. Side-eye Kitten 4 President!

Nope. Nope nope nope! We’ve all seen Indiana Jones, we all know how this ends. We’ve been over this, people.

FINE. Could we at least hang on to the ninja theory, at least? Can’t we have anything?!

I was 13 in86. It smelled like Aqua Net.

I guess back in the day they were just a Minor Threat.

Enthusiastically seconded. I vividly remember getting the shit beaten out of me in school by the same ones that called me “nerd” on the bus. And I’m female. The 80’s were ROUGH.

#timesuponyouraccuweatherforcast

Can I come to your party? I make good hummus.

He only claimed that Jerusalem is the capitol of Israel to save the community center! And Jerusalem is the community center! And Israel is the Bronx, right?

No, YOUR point, not THE point.

I routinely rewatch Assignment Venezuela and Out of This World. They are delightful.

Madeline Kahn would have chewed Weinstein up with a high C that could break glass!

Not down south it ain’t, buddy. I’m drowning in a sea of red down here in NC, and it’s Papa John’s sauce. And it IS, demonstrably shitty pizza.

So Conway is my wiener dog, Max Von Sniffenpoop.

I have a high standard for dad jokes... I’ll allow it this time, but watch yourself, McCoy!

Ahem, EXECUTIVE producer. Like Dick Wolfe!

Dorks and posers, if the metalheads at my high school are to be believed.

Not enough people understand that Bill the Cat is the hero for our times.

I read this last night, laughed my ass off, then found your comment again this morning to tell you that. You are doing God’s work, and though much diminished since the Kinjalopalypse, I NEEDZ my AV Club comments. They sustain my through these dark times. Doo doo. Good stuff.