I have to admit I have been judgmental of women who have baby voices - that high-pitched, upper back of the throat sound seems so at odds with being a grown-up. I was surprised to find out that many men are attracted by it (what I don't know about men could fill an encyclopedia). And I guess I'm also surprised to find…

Hah, thanks. But I tell ya, Baltimore needed this run bad. At a time when even the Ravens FO (normally the best in the NFL) was having its fuck-ups laid bare, you could have a chat with anyone on the bus just by asking "how bout dem O's?" In October. Feels good. I hope we get to raise a flag at the yard again soon.…

And you know what? It was. We made the ALCS for the first time since I was in elementary school. We lost a few close games. We didn't play to our full potential. The bounces didn't go our way. At all. The Royals pen shut us down. But I'm proud of our guys and what they were able to pull off this year, even with Manny…

These sound strangely like things my girlfreind yells at me during sex, right down to the line about Baltimore.

pretty sure the 't' is silent

Pretty sure the original comment was a joke and it just flew over your head

CHARMANDER! USE EMBER ATTACK NOW!

Even though Charmander is my preference, I have a lot of respect for Squirtle lovers. I mean, the Pokemon is genuinely cool.

Two share a stadium.

Q: "What if Tom Brady gets Ebola?"

"No, I don't have any comment on it," Lewis said laughing. "Ankle wrenching? That sounds like the WWF."

If you want to know "what people read" on the subway, couldn't you just, you know, look at the cover?

You could just. . . look at the book?

You can ask whatever you like - but no matter what your intentions are, you are not entitled to someone else's time or a polite reply. Women get all kinds of guys pretending to be interested in what we're wearing/doing/reading when what they really want is sex, so don't be surprised if we treat you distrustfully.

I think it's fine as long as you don't keep annoying them about it. I was reading at a restaurant one time and a guy started asking about my book. Around the fourth question, I realized he was hitting on me and I told him to please leave me alone so I could enjoy my book (because obviously my one word answers and how…

I would laugh in a man's face if he seriously asked me if I had email.

This article is going to push A LOT of buttons around here because

I don't disagree with the "it's creepy to be alone" bit or the " having someone around is reassuring" bit, but, you know, given obvious social and cultural context, it's kind of hard to interpret the "I have a dude instead of a weapon" bit in the original article, and the closely related replies here, in any other way…

"THIS is why us rubes don't mind our flyover states as much as you'd imagine..."

Wait, you honestly think that not going from grey to black in 20 minutes means Tracy's deliberately keeping you down? She probably has no idea you commented. This is just the nature of the greys.