You do not sound well adjusted.

Goddamn, that was a good rebuttal.

There are people at the gym who are so reliable about leaving magazines around that I actually get indignant when a new issue doesn’t turn up in the bin on schedule. “Where is this month’s People? Was Franny Grimes on vacation this week?!”

(tips cap)

Go see “Hidden Fences” and call it a day, man.

Are you trolling? Read the headline. It’s not a big deal because he kicked her car. It’s a big deal because in this case the woman (who threw a drink on someone [who abused her]) was punished much more severely than the man (who caused property damage to that woman [long after she began trying to leave the situation]).

When the word “competent” is misspelled.

This picture makes me so uncomfortable.

True. And the cool/great thing about that scene (and many [all?] scenes like it in Get Out) is it doubles as something ordinary and believable, so your radar doesn’t go up as a film viewer. (I’m a horror buff, and that scene meant nothing to me beyond the obvious reading: Ooh, look at this white woman giving this cop…

THE BUCK.

~0:54: Meryl Streep’s face lmfao

Totally. He handled it with such stern graciousness I thought he was an Oscars exec staffer, not on the La La Land crew. Kudos to him.

Moonlight has been declared the actual winner! That was the most fun thing about the show.

hours

Jesus Christ! That was so genuinely uncomfortable and absurd!

Fair point. Hard to imagine what the internal dialogue is for guys like that.

Why would a player like Dellavedova ever leave the Cavs? He went from Uber Grit Mensch to Oh Yeah, He Exists in .00012 seconds.

Given I never said Federer would never win again but that Djokovic was probably better, unless Federer beat Djokovic—who cares?

Then you would have a friend in me, dude! Haha...