For real. This is the math people are missing. Lost in all the “New Yorkers pay so much, zomg!1!!” posturing is the literal stupidity of FOUR people living in a ONE BEDROOM for ~$1000, when you could at least get your OWN bedroom for that price (maybe a couple hundred more, the closer you get to Lincoln Center) in the…

The way the button and glasses are positioned made me think he was wearing an oddly large broach. One that (equally oddly) depicted a hockey stick and hockey puck.

God bless you for this. I laughed audibly.

Nice job, Bern-Nuts!

Bye, troll!

People who believe in revenge believe in torture.

1) I don’t care if you think I’m a tool or not. You said something dumb and got called on it. Deal.

You’re okay with killing somebody for vengeance and retribution, but you expect me to believe that you’re not okay with torturing them a little (or a lot) first? LOL, sure.

If you’re okay with capital punishment, you should also be okay with seeing somebody suffer for > 45 minutes.

Pop seems like he’d be an amusing grandfather.

I have no witticism (per usual).

The subfreezing temperatures and bitter wind made airing it out more difficult than usual

2016, please die in a fire.

+1 loss in an undefeated season

Pure grit.

Thank you, kind sir/madam! I don’t know why your times are dark, but I pray my Epic Rap Battles of History-inspired u/n continues to facilitate joy. :)

There may be some subtle difference at work. Hawt taeks ahead.

Don’t say things like this! It encourages me!!!

Four.

We beat them H2H. This breaks the tie and gives the Ravens the lead.