Rodney Harrison continues his hypodescent into post-career irrelevance.

This is the first take on Kaepergate that actually made me laugh out loud.

I personally have never come into Contact with any film about an Alien or Aliens. If there are any E.T.s out there who wish to communicate, they need to give us better Signs. But we ourselves must also be careful. They could be Body Snatchers. Or Breeders. What if an alien landed and we tried to talk to it only to…

I actually think “Born Leader” is better and more flattering than “Future Leader.”

Yeah, I actually felt bad bringing it up; I know it’s something guys can’t control and that can be a real source of anxiety. I wasn’t trying to “hair-shame!” Promise! A buzz cut, a close crop, or even a total chrome dome would do wonders for him.

That was my exact reaction, as well! Holy God. My team played the Jags last season and I remember coming away from it thinking, “Yeah, the Jags aren’t good, but that guy Blake might be semi-legit!” Instead, he has aged millennia in one off-season.

Yup. Now I can see it’s Trebek Sans Mustache.

Who the fuck is the middle guy in this hero image???

Nihilistic-by-default Deadspin is the most predictable and stupid Deadspin.

This is a weird, bad opinion.

This made me laugh so hard at my desk that people looked at me.

Dude, chill.

This has nothing to do with anything, but what the fuck is up with her neck???

Picking a boring white guy isn’t a surprise: even Obama did it! But the revolution, where America entrusts the most powerful job complex in the world to not one but two not-white-straight-men, will have to wait.

shrewd move

the 81 percent of Sanders backers who are now behind Clinton is a higher number than in any poll of 2008 Clinton backers who rallied to Obama. The high that year was 74 percent, in October.

You sound mad, Bernie Bro. You OK?

*Unless the shooter is a cop and the flee-er is a black person.

I’m resigned to the fact that a lot of people I know irl or see on TV are delusional cunts who root for those cheaters. It happens.

I’m a Ravens fan and I absolutely fucking love this.