I have a lady brain. It’s covered in glitter and unicorn stickers.

His daughter Ivanka converted to Judaism and has 3 Jewish children. So he is totally not anti-semitic. Totally, totally, totally.

If you look at the statistics of who is hurt or killed on the job, you’ll notice that police officers are pretty safe relative to many other professions.

A mistake is when you overcook a chicken or add bleach to a load of dark laundry. And good people do make those mistakes. Right ladies? I can be a good person even if I serve dry chicken on a bleached out tablecloth?

Watch...she’s going to claim that her lack of emotional intelligence is a disability and that she is being unfairly discriminated against on the basis of said disability.

First the obligatory confession that I do not have matching beach/pool towels. Nor do I have a beach house or lake house.

My neighborhood is recovering from a flood. About half of the homes are being demolished and rebuilt.

But I was told that everytime a Muslim person moved into my neighborhood, a Mexican crosses the border rape someone and takes my job.

Healthy to whom?

Treason is OK some of the time.

But what if there are extenuating circumstances? Like a buyer that is is wealthy and doesn’t see the shoes as expensive? And she has a driver so she never has to actually walk in them? Are we taking away her right to a pair of designer heels?

I regret buying an obnoxiously expensive pair of shoes that hurt to much to wear.

The guide listed it as edible and clearly differentiated it from similarly looking plants.

He did bring a botanical guide. Unfortunately, the guide listed the plant that killed him as edible. It wasn't until a few years ago that researchers discovered that the plant contained neurotoxins.

He was using a very comprehensive guide to the region’s botany.

I could photoshop a picture of myself in front of the iconic bus. That would be much safer and save me a lot of time.

Without discounting your experiences, this Houstonian feels the need to point out that “this was Houston; of course they were white” is a bit misleading.

I’m on the board of 2 MS charities and work closely with the leadership of multiple other MS charities.

Congenital heart defect? Mine wasn’t diagnosed until my late 30's....when they were trying to find the cause of my migraines.

The Grand Jury probably had trouble acknowledging that ANYONE in Texas was unarmed.