All. Male. Panel. For tampons. All male. No ladies. Just dudes. Tampons. Dudes. Just dudes.

Oh I miss Kitchenette!

Talk about beating a dead horse. Can he let this shit go already? I don’t even like Taylor Swift but this is just stupid of him to say. I miss College Dropout Kanye.

Why doesn’t Kanye ever use his powers for good anymore? Remember that time he made George W. Bush famous after Katrina?

AM I OVERREACTING OR IS THIS REALLY VERY NOT OK?

Far be it from me to nitpick (I’m lying), but Jezebel got rid of millihelen, kitchenette, and a bunch of great writers so we can read a bunch more stupid celeb minutiae?

honestly WHAT ARE THE CHANCES they finally found another use for this wig

I wish Kanye would stop changing titles for his new album. This is my least favorite one so far.

We all have opinions. Mine is that I don’t care about your wrong opinion.

Maybe Piers Morgan should stop showing his ass all the time.

I’m so old that I know what you mean!

Fuck the USSF. Would be better to just take a kneecap to the sport’s prospects in the States at how poorly mismanaged that whole clown show is.

Yeah, this is pretty much the only time I’ve ever clicked on a headline with the word “Kardashian” in it on purpose. Cackling.

I love that Rob is doing this so much. SO MUCH.

oh, my sweet summer child.

The bible thumping crowd actually skews lower-middle class, and tends to Vax. The single largest segment of these idiots is the affluent new age and white group.

Make sure to hold on to your children really tightly as you walk in to your doctor’s office though.

Well OF COURSE I’m going to laugh at you. That goes without saying.

I’m in the midwest, so I plan on doing what the East Coast does when there is nasty weather here. Ignore it like it doesn’t exist.

My house is pretty much Ground Zero. I plan to observe the entire debacle from my La-Z-Boy. See you on the other side. 66, out.