“The bride and groom unintentionally posed in front of a garbage dumpster, foreshadowing the first few years of their marriage.”

But BEWBS. DIRTY PILLOWS OF SIN.

Well, my team in the lab says it’s pretty good but their analysis should be taken with a grain of salt as they’ve been known to falsify some data. Also, they’re imaginary.

I don’t believe for an instant that anyone actually cares. It’s just a thing where it’s fun to point and laugh!

But if you want to go to multiple cities, then you have to find hotels that you can speak the language at (hint: HOTELS.COM LIES), arrange your own transportation, shlep your luggage to every new location, half sleep on the train with your luggage under your legs to deter thieves, discover that “air conditioned hotel…

Just had a horribly dark thought. A lot of the crews working on the cruises may not be able to AFFORD to leave, at least not until the ship gets back to their home country. So you’re stuck. Working on the boat. With an unplanned pregnancy you don’t want. Maybe desperately finding an emergency abortion in some country…

Yeah they did kind of go rogue this year, with Mozart in the Jungle and Wolf Hall and whatnot. I like the Globes for the way they honor comedies, and I found it disappointing that they let the Martian game that. Happy that they went rogue for Mr. Robot though, because that show is great. Regarding DiCaprio, though:

For some reason I was googling last night articles about the working conditions on cruise ships. Even though many companies are headquartered in the U.S., because their ships are registered in other countries, it allows them to skirt labor law.

The most mistreated employees are the cleaning, culinary and maintenance…

begged to use the phone to call the police, and he’d refused: “He was acting like he was drunk.”

Yes, because drunk people never have emergencies, too.

I hear ya. It must be tough to remember things when you're in shock/surprised. He knows who got him there.

Sorry, but Amazon got the rights for Mr. Robot!!

Thank you for putting into words how I’ve been feeling about this. I am troubled by feminists here saying that HRC’s husband’s history of rape/sexual abuse allegations is irrelevant to her candidacy. Would we let a female Republican presidential candidate skate by like this if her husband had a similar history? I…

You will be happy you waited. It’s amazing, and I’m pretty discriminating about television. Rami Malek, and the actress who plays his best friend, Allison (?) is mesmerizing. Some of the performances are terrifying, some of them will make you want to throw up, some are just very seamless and integrated, but there…

It was a legitimate point when Bill Clinton was running. And he was elected with landslide votes of confidence.

I love the Internet as soon as this happened I went to google to see if other people were talking about it. I love them both and especially love Leo’s brows, in slow motion they’re even more incredible. I think he was laughing at something totally unrelated he didn’t realize he was on camera and when she pushed past…

Three thoughts:

She is so incredibly happy and excited, and her joy is bubbling over! She’s such a delight to watch!

When I’m watching it I say “this show is so dumb but I can’t not watch it.” Every single time.

So well deserved! I'm so happy for her. The show is fucking weird as hell and has no business actually working but it totally does.

I binge read. I love the idea of a book club, but to do that, I’d need to stop binge reading and... that’s not happening.