Fuckin’ Tubbs.

I would try to buy a certain wildlife preserve in Oregon from the government so I could tell the deadbeats currently squatting there to get off my lawn, and that capitalism is only slightly a bigger bitch than I am.

I’d buy a nicer bottle of wine. I think it’s necessary.

Meanwhile, Bernie would use his winnings to give us all $4.38 or whatever the meme debunking the meme said.

I've been eating Kit Kats like this since I was a kid. I thought it was just because I am a weirdo, but apparently my life was changing the whole time! Who knew!

Yep! Viewers didn’t know she was even pregnant until they showed her at the clinic, getting the procedure. The episode was the winter finale, so we don’t know yet if it will be addressed again when the show returns, or they will show Olivia having regrets or delayed agony around her decision, but I doubt it.

Olivia Pope on the current season of Scandal.

*Gael

NBC also seems to be pretty censor happy. When they bleeped Hael Garcia Bernal talking about his family, I was confused. Granted, a lot of us may need those censors IRL when talking about our family but I think they were being overzealous killjoys.

Yep!

My mom was a little pissed when Rachel Bloom won. Of the nominated. She’s only watched Grace and Frankie, and Lily deserved it in her mind.

If I ever won a major award, I’d probably thank my mom and my cat, then just stand there blinking. So he’s got spider’s legs up on me!

Oh, good! I’m glad he did. But I think it’s fair to say backstage isn't quite the same as onstage.

I was bummed Sly didn't mention Ryan Coogler or Michael B. Jordan but thanked his agent/agency twice, or at least that is what I heard.

Do you know if it is available for Prime yet?

I’m a Bernie supporter, but I’m a PP supporter too and their Hillary endorsement won’t change that. I do think they’re hedging their bets and think endorsing a primary candidate is not a smart decision right now, especially in light of the recent remarks slamming young, progressive RR activists by DWS.

So, I was pretty unimpressed with the fashion tonight. Obviously white was a trend for the ladies and my waiter Ryan Gosling, but I wasn’t feeling it. Except for Taraji. She looked amazing, and made me selectively walk back my drunken bitching about it. Laverne Cox is an honorable mention.

I've been impatiently waiting for Mr. Robot to come to Netflix. Hoping these wins lights a fire under the powers who pay to get shows on there.

Taraji wins all the cookies.