I live in Massachusetts and I’ve never seen a Golden Corral in my life. Do those places actually exist or are they only in commercials?

“It just sits there!”

The helmet, 5 minutes later:

(Oh for the love of god, they did not mean long shot in the sense of granting cert. I have my doubts if they even know how a case reaches the Court.

But this is a case where I suspect you could get four votes, because no one on the liberal side was happy about the abomination that was Concepcion - obviously this came…

(Oh, as an addendum, if there is another labor rights and arbitration case where the good guys have this kind of name recognition and deep pockets, I’d like to see it.

Shouldn’t the guy immediately next to him with the large camera steal signs instead of a fat dude with drug store binoculars?

Why is this entire comment a parenthetical aside?

(As a left-of-center lawyer, I really wish you wouldn’t dismiss this as anything like a long shot to appeal - although given the make-up of the Court, and the likelihood the case may be heard while there’s still a 4-4 split, which would preserve the 2nd Circuit’s ruling, Brady has very long odds to *win* the case.

But…

In New England, people just say “of”

That’s what we call throwing the dick off the ball.

I know most laugh it off but Rocky IV taught us to be suspicious of the training regiments of Russians with beautiful, glistening thighs

[requests trade to Mets]

Thank god he didn’t appeal. In New York Chapman’s rarely get another shot after you fire off 4 or 5.

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

An empty one of those...

Yeah but Bartolo showed up in one of these, bitches . . .

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

The U.S. will send 48 rowers to Rio, they will be as forewarned and forearmed as the federation can make them

When you ask what she does and she says, “I’m a dancer!”

You are not wrong, but hating on network sitcoms for simplistic plots and stereotypical characters is shooting fish in a barrel.