Hey. You spend six years in bed with the thing, you grow attached. You expect it to grow, to make itself better as time passes. Instead, it shames you. It cheats on you, like the asshole it has become.

I coined flagideoamemizingsaur, properly pronounced flag-id-e-o-aim-mi-zing-saur.

As a fan of the 360, it's easy to say how palpable my disappointment is over this. Seriously. I feel like a damn panic attack is coming on considering how easily destroyed the Xbox One was yesterday.

Mmmmmmmm. That's tasty GIF work, right there.

Okay. Okay, now I — now I have two fingers. Now four fingers.

I was kidding. Just keeping with the times.

What?

That was the best video I've ever seen. I want to download that video to my phone 800 million times, just to say I did.

And people say meth isn't popular. Honestly.

That's exactly, EXACTLY, my point — granted mine is from a more fanboy-ish perspective.

1. A silly jackass, thank you.

I wouldn't say Blizzard has gone downhill — they've gotten more money and have the oversight of a global giant forcing them to perform to a high set of standards, which, I assume, is a buttload of pressure.

Oh my GOD. I'm pretty sure you need to get a cup of water, because I just got burned. Damn I should have seen that.

CG trailers, granted, show nothing. Even though that previously released one showed only snippets of true gameplay. Also, I wasn't sold on this game because of a CG trailer.

I agree wholeheartedly with your statement, Norm.

Well, as objective as can be imagined, obviously. Sometimes, I just like the sound of "fucking." "Fucking" works well in multiple situations, whether involved simultaneously or not.

And it's fucking Bungie. Halo aside, they have consistently broken ground with every genre they've tried, every IP they've worked with — Marathon for FPS, Myth for real-time strategy and Oni for third person. And they've succeeded beyond expectation with all of them.

God I can't wait for this. I dislike the next generation with a lot of fervor right now, but I have to own this game.

I was speaking of beer in generalities. Obviously, Michelob Ultra by itself is not a delicious beer at first — however, drink enough legitimately delicious beers and Michelob Ultra is quite acceptable, if free.

Best use of words in recent memory.