I'm dazzled. The use of "sunshine" — both poignant and refreshing.

My hands are too damn big for this intricate shit.

What?

Perfect. My regards to you.

As long as Connor turns into a motherfucking eagle, Ubisoft will always get my money. Always.

Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat. When I was in middle school, our American English teacher would let us bring in things from outside the class that represented some form of literary merit or something of that nature. I photocopied the hell out of that anthology.

Little bit o' this right CHERE.

Holy SHIT that's the best GIF ever made. Well done on finding that diamond in the rough.

Ohhhhhhhhh ma God — uncanny.

Not you, of course, but Jango up there.

The exception being a jackass who can't read humor if it slaps him in the nuts. Trolls be trolling.

Agreed, with cigarettes.

Any idea how large the rocket is? I can't seem to find any dimension stats anywhere. Just curious.

Oh my God. I really need to play some Battletoads right now, solely for the futility of playing Battletoads.

I'm sure there's some guy hanging out at AMC who thrust his finger magnificently into the air and said "To hell with it! PUT UP A REAL BANNER."

Journalism probably would have gone with "Call of Duty kill cam proves failure" as a headline. It's about as vague.

I post this with all due respect.

I went to look up the picture from Scanners, right? Anyway, the title left me, so I Google exploding head. To my surprise, Exploding Head Syndrome is at the top. Turns out, when you're asleep, that loud noise inside your head that startles you awake is known as Exploding fucking Head Syndrome. You learn something new…

I don't think you understand. It could be worse.

You had me at "witchdumpling," SABBAT. Witchdumpling.