This IP has 100 percent of my faith.

Have you ever seen a giant douche? It's incredibly difficult to spot giant douches in the world. Giant douches blend in well, till covered in water. Then they immediately upset everyone by flapping themselves in the wind.

I would have gone with chutzpah, but moxie is good, too.

Oh, God, why does that video have to make Akira references? I find it unfair.

I'm pretty sure you meant the crack. If it were me? I would have meant the crack.

My God. It's full of stars.

Good, good. 'Merica.

I feel friend didn't see challenge keys make different buttons do different.

The flim-flam and the googlygoo?

Ahhh. Good. I hoped someone would.

Not trying to sound like a fanboy by any means, but the only part of ACIII I didn't enjoy were some of the optional objectives within the missions. Being a completionist, I had to finish them, but damn if I didn't want to punch a small child trying to utilize some of the most completely useless skills in video game…

Jesus. Old wins granted to you.

I was inspired to destroy a building immediately following my first playthrough of Rampage.

I usually don't care to comment on these things, but that Tali is pretty impressive. Totes props, totes props.

Wait. Wait. Have people ever complained about Sega games? No. No, of course not.

I'm glad you did.

Nano nano?

Ahhhh hell. I've been making steel plates for months to be First Hokage of Smithing. In hindsight, stupid ass knives would have made more sense. On the other hand, always got something fresh to wear.

Is there a story-driven reason the music in the very first video sounds like she's walking into Jurassic Park?

You put me on a "Where's Waldo" search for a second there. My heart started pounding a little bit.