I wish you all the luck in being able to make someone understand something they're against. You, mame, would be the shining star of us writers and would warrant much applause.

Welcome to the Internet, where creepiness always is warranted.

"Stay awhile and listen" apparently just crossed into the Revolutionary War.

Or just Photoshop the line out, because it looks a little awkward on all of them.

Annnnnddddd SCIENCE!

You dog, you.

Kiehl Frazier — the gift that keeps on requiring you to say, "What the fuck," including sentences such as "What the fuck did you throw that for," "What the fuck are you doing" and "What the fuck caused you to not get anywhere near field goal range in 13 minutes."

Agreed. Escalator dancing.

Like a Boss Hog — reigns supreme.

I hate this. As a child, Mega Man was my Mario. MEGA MAN WAS MY MARIO. Damn you, Capcom. Damn you and your endless, neglectful neglect.

We have the power.

Combo, impressive sarcasm. +1 to you. Well played.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

I totally agree. I couldn't be more excited, and that's amazing because Bungie was amazing. I'm glad 343 is actively trying not to let us down. That's a sign of good things to come, beginning with Halo 4.

Saw this once. Needed to put it here. Desperately.

Hey, they're great if you love slow-and-steady and ultra floaty. In fact, if you go to a dealership and throw does those two necessities, they'll see you to the door.

I disagree yet find that utterly hilarious. Good search.

Yep. That's pretty messed up right there. Officially confused — of-fi-ci-ally confused.

Enough said.

It can only get worse.