valdamaren
Valdamaren
valdamaren

World of Warcraft hasn't ruined high fantasy in the slightest. You've got to dig in the lore that started with Warcraft: Orcs and Humans. World of Warcraft solely is a giant continuation of something Blizzard started years ago — and Blizzard is damn good when it comes to lore. They don't skimp a penny on storyline,

Ahhh. Then I missed the part in second grade about reading. Forgive me. Also, thank you for correcting me. For some reason, I got stuck thinking it was in New Jersey. One of those things.

No, no. You just tipped into the far reaches of adulthood. Throwing off hobbies for the ladies? That's adult, my friend.

Garbage. The dog is a lie — not photographed at all. Break the picture down, and the dog was actually photoshopped in from a picture of a large animal sitting on a couch.

That's so — adult of you. I'm impressed. What control, you have.

The hypnotoad knows no age. By counting yourself as 40 years old, you're just lessening yourself. At any rate, if you keep calli ... ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!

I think everyone deserves a chance to pursue their careers in IT. Contact your local ITT Tech today. ITT Tech — here for exploiting.

Game's amazing, but I'll remember that trailer for years to come.

Whhhhaaatttt? No — no. This, this is a great idea. What a bright kid.

I'm surprised that's how they're acting. It's not, by any means, some kind of paparazzi deal with Curt Schilling.

I made it so many years without having to see that — now, I'm right back on it. Son of a bitch. With the zibb zabble and the skiddly woah huffle tuffle baZING!

My God — they don't even say Macintosh anymore! Windoze haters gotta hate, I guess — wait, 7! I meant 7! Based on Unix! Copied from Apple! Arrrggghhhh!

What in hell's name happened to punching a dude in the face?!? You gotta look at penises now?!? Shit. Shit, shit, shit. There goes my honor and valor, right out the door. Thanks, China. Thanks, Mulan.

Best ever made.

I clicked on that George Lucas link, then was sucked in to another report, no pun intended, about a Kenyan having a voodoo curse placed on his wife that caused her and her lover to be stuck together till separated by a prayer from a pastor.

Damn, open thread. This can never be unseen.

... But what if he isn't? Dum-dum-DUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM.

Careful with that, though. My local GameStop had absolutely one copy of the collector's edition coming to the brick-and-mortar location when I attempted to pre-order it two months ago. I was floored — then I found Best Buy's website and pre-ordered that bad boy.

Most of the places in America, too.

Running through windows, running through windows, running through windows.