valdamaren
Valdamaren
valdamaren

I love both of these guys, went to both of these colleges, saw both of them play. Georgia Tech or Auburn. Works fine for me.

Eh — Activision, Blizzard/Hell, High water. It'll be a good game. You don't spend this long in development unless you've got a blockbuster — that or you're vaporware.

I'm certainly not saying that Max Payne will do bad. Hell — bullet time is just about the best mechanic ever invented by a game company, and the Max Payne series is epic, but ain't nothing in this world going to bring more pain than Diablo.

Rockstar works on a quick sale basis. People buy the games much, much later after release — but Blizzard works solely on longevity. They know they can't compete with console sales, so why bother? Shoot for the distance runners.

Honestly. Literal death.

In Russia — shit. All those pictures are just evil. I got nothin'.

Best thing I see all day, guaranteed.

Well done, sir. You're sure to win this one. Keep up the good work!

Alas, such an awesome name wasted on the Super Nintendo version of Casper. I bet he punches down trees with his bare hands.

It is a sad state of affairs. The witty ones always get the splintery side of the stick.

DAMN IT, FRED SAVAGE.

That mahogany up there be looking pretty dusty anyway.

That was the most omnipotent thing ever said. Jesus, Jesus!

True that. Or any quick credit company. "Here's your $150 for rent money, but it's gonna cost you $500 in extra charges."

Very informative indeed, but I have to disagree based on the fact that not ever evolutionary trait that has occurred is due to survival of the fittest. You've got two kidneys, but you only need half of one to survive, for example. Quite often it's out of necessity, but not always.

Was there really ever anything else?

It's ridiculous. You feel so weak. Not like "My character's stats are messed. I must be made of cotton candy" weak, but "Oh my God — I just peed my pants out of fear" weak.

I'm starting to doubt there will ever be an end to this madness. Perhaps, just perhaps, Mass Effect 3 is the game to break the entire system down at its core, imploding into a singularity due to its own weight collapsing against itself.

What would you do for a Klondike bar, or what wouldn't you do for one? Thoughts?