It's true.

Indeed. That does it, right there.

Stop being such a damn genius. I find "By the power of Grayskull" to work wonders.

Obviously, it means I place more emphasis on it than the two other "ha." That's what capitalization has come to, I guess. Nobody knows what the hell it means anymore. Awesome for English.

I am extremely happy you're here. Seriously. Best comment of the day — starting on a strong high this morning!

hahaHA!

WHY DO PEOPLE OWN THESE MAGICAL TOYS?!?

I have a feeling the CIA probably wasn't taking the many different 'cores into effect when they created those statistics. Personally, if metal doesn't scream 'black as night,' it's probably not metal. As I Lay Dying? Should be metal, even though they were pushing the 'core side. Bless the Martyr Norma Jean? Still…

My God. Thank you, Iron Robert! Thank you for this gift of plenty you have bestowed upon us all. Your will, indeed, is great.

Hilarious!

I know. Everybody needs a Christmas joke in the middle of March, however.

Agreed. Agreed, completely — in every way.

And know me better, man! No — wait, wait. Damn Christmas specials.

It's a shame, isn't it?

As backwash as the strategy is, you've got to go where the money is going. Computer users are using tablets and smartphones much more than their desktops or laptops, it seems.

Hilarious! But more like Prince of Persia X Shoe Show X the sand storm in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. Now THAT'S buying shoes, right there. Challenge accepted.

I think what you mean to say is video games will never capture the glory of SAUDIA ARABIAN shoe shopping. What with the apparent inbreeding, poverty and giant dust storms, falling off a three-story escalator and saying "ugh" is the good part.

You just are not even trying in this conversation. Seriously — here is a fine example of someone reading one post then spouting off like a village idiot.

... What?

Bearpocalypse.