I totally agree with indoctrination theory. If Bioware honestly played that out, they'd be set for life. It'd feel like reading all seven Harry Potters and seeing the Potter kids at the end.

Honestly — pretty good. Pretty good, indeed.

Neon Genesis Evangelion. Terrible ending — redid it for clarification and robot fights. Ended up awesome. All I'm saying.

He worked for a military group though! He probably had some training. In reality, it's just his stache doing all the talking. Gordon Freeman is just carryon baggage to that renegade stache of his.

Classic. I read a Wikipedia article on nuclear fusion, went on a tour of a plant when I was kid — ergo, I'm a nuclear engineer! Huzzah!

If you're good enough, they'll throw it out there in their very last email conversation with you.

I'm looking forward to it. As flawed as the second one was, I loved the context, where the story went and the environment. As far as I can remember, no one else has done what Far Cry 2 did, so I'm hoping this lives up to it — without endless respawns.

Cooking must be an incredibly difficult challenge for you, being that critical and all. I imagine lots of yelling involving the oven "taking too long to preheat" or that water "being overtly water-ish and taking too long to boil."

Holy shit. I really can't deal with this thread anymore. Too much laughing. I've gotta go.

I couldn't see the title because of the smaller screen and totally wasn't ready for that. God. I spewed coffee all over my computer.

I mean — maybe.

Thank God. And here I was thinking we'd never find anything to completely, utterly agree on. Half potato, indeed.

Player One: Ridiculous comparison made to make point seem sharper.

That was the best thing I've ever seen. You're my hero for the week.

This gets my business much more stocked than Dragon's Dogma, at least.

Agree. The part that excited me the most was the ice spell, but then I realized in an open-world epic, I'd rather be the hero of the world, rather than me and my team.

It's not super interesting, but as an editor myself, I wouldn't apologize for this. No — Kotaku is not solely populated by white men, teenagers, boys, whatever. Yes — this is a story some dude wrote for comedic purposes about having sex on Sonic sheets. Stereotypical brolessness? Sure. But if there were as many…

I don't agree with that, but I certainly respect your opinion, sir.

Get out of here with that talk of underwear stuffage! Sarcasm? SARCASM, you say?!? Sir! I think not

He's damn well excellent at — that, that thing right there.