Probably a combination of being a style at the time (nowadays the tie approaches the belt, and anything else is indicative of failure to know how to tie, but that hasn’t always been the fashion) and the Full Windsor Knot. What most American men currently do is actually one step short of a half-Windsor. A full Windsor…

The U.K. bringing back memories of when “The Sun Never Sets On The British Racism Empire”

I have no idea how, but if you had handed me that picture without context and asked me to guess where they were from, I would’ve said the UK.

I remember doing this one summer in a spasm of boredom in the hot, wet cotton ball that is the climate of Georgia in July. Snip, snip, baby got borned from the cabbage patch by scrubs-wearing professionals. They asked for names from the crowd (it was a week day and there were only three kids.) The girl next to me…

“Last remaining?” I wasn’t aware that there was ever another Babyland General. My grandparents lived down the road from the old Babyland General, which was in a big old house in Cleveland, Georgia. Several years back it was relocated to a much bigger place that I can walk to from their place, and it is kind of…

Jimmy’s interview is entirely relatable for any person who has “aced” a job interview. You’ve gone from a job interview to a friendly conversation with the people you want to impress. And it seems like a conversation. And you hear those words “we just have a few more interviews to go, and then we’ll get back to you.”…

Except that was the 90s where it was the puritan right complaining about any and all depictions of anything remotely sexual.

He’s barely a cast member as it stands. The only thing he’s ever done that has worked are a few mildly amusing weekend update asides.He’s been there going on four years now and has contributed almost nothing else.  

Chevy Chase was in Steely Dan when he was Pete’s Age.

I was with you, right up until you slandered Christmas Vacation.

I’m loathe to agree with Chevy Chase on anything. But if I have to choose sides, I’m certainly not backing the big-dicked Charles Rocket of his generation.

The only reason Pete Davidson is famous is because he has been exploiting his dad’s death on 9/11 his whole career.  He isn’t funny, and has done absolutely nothing.  He can barely get himself into sketches on the worst SNL in decades.

Frankly speakng, I think both “accomplishments” happened through the generosity of the Make A Wish Foundation.

Everything I know about Pete Davidson I learned since I started reading this article, but in all fairness to him, for all we know he may have been beating off to *videos* of pop stars.

Yup. Chevy Chase may be a shitty person, but honestly, Pete Davidson isn’t even half as talented as Chase was at his age, and really shouldn’t be criticizing anyone for being a douchebag after bragging about beating off to pictures of pop stars.

Yeah, I’ve jerked off to your present girlfriend dozens of times.

I ended up quite happy with season 11’s movie lineup, overall.

I wouldn’t say you’re alone, but probably in the minority?

Rifftrax is still better but I enjoyed it. It’s going to come down to what they riff though I think.

“Puppeteer's hand"? Pah! They're not puppets - they're robots! Like us!