But can they breed without being married?

Do they divorce and try to dodge child support?

We used to buy them all the time.

Surprise, Surprise! Just weeks after a gun ban, the government seeks to restrict free speech...

In the early 2000s there was a call to make Islamic extremist videos illegal, that went no where too.

To those hoping that our government will try to pass some sort of legislation along these lines, just know that it absolutely would open the door for them to ban any sort of arbitrary expression that the ruling party, at any given moment, happens not to like. If you want to argue that it’s the best move to make…

Came for more info on mushroom caskets. Leaving disappointed. 

You don’t respect anything other than yourself. You’re as much as an issue as those you belittle, if not more so. Your response is a vulgar representation of how terrible people have become. The fact that people are actually starring this response saddens me, not because your comment was against me, but that they in…

Oh good for you, making fun of people who believe in something like they have been doing for millennia... It’s almost like your judging an entire group of people in a negative light due to their religious beliefs. Kinda sounds like the guy who your screen name is referring to.

I do, I do...  The other one hated my mother and so hated my sister and I, by proxy. It kind of balanced the universe.

This may sound like a weird twist of fate, but it turns out Mary-Kate AND Ashley Olsen will be doing double duty playing the role.

Both roles should be played by Tilda Swinton.

These definitions of reproducibility and replicability are new to me. What is demonstrated by having the same data re-analyzed using the same software and statistical techniques by a different person? That sounds like auditing to me, and while there have been climate-change deniers who demanded researchers’ code and…

My grandma... who will be convinced it’s one of her grandchildren calling from jail and needing her to rescue them.

Strange goings on that could just be the acts of a mentally unstable woman? Claustrophobic cinematography? Potential involvement of a murderous cult? I’d say it bears more than a little resemblance to Hereditary.

I never return a call that isn’t a number from my contacts. Ever. Not even the bank. They’ll call you back.

What madman bothers to return a call, any call, one ring or several rings these days? Everyone monitors answering machines or voicemail these days.

Proximity does not equal causation.

One of the failures of the original movie was focusing on their house keepers suicide in lieu of Jud’s wife. In the book, Louis saves her after a heart attack which is the justification for Jud showing Louis the Mi’kmaq burial ground to bring Church back.  It makes the narrative flow quite a bit better than Jud…