I was wondering whether the gerbil survived, too.

And that’s why he’ll never be a great method actor. Daniel Day-Lewis would have committed at least 18 months to that hospital bed.

I'm not your buddy, pal.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

When don’t you?

That fucked me up, thanks. Now for the saddest thing I’ve ever learned about being a veterinarian:

This was me two weeks ago. Damn it. If anyone needs me, I’ll be over here in the corner rocking myself and weeping. RIP Bug. 

Damn you. I was laughing until I read this. We have an elderly dog. I know this day is coming and I dread it. We’ve had to say goodbye to three dogs already and even though they can be a pain in the ass, each time is like having a piece of your heart ripped out. They’re often messy and a nuisance, but they’re always…

Damn. That destroyed me. I miss my best friend so much.

Fuck you for making my cold heart feel something.

Counter-argument:

Any friend who can’t handle you playing Tentacle Rancher isn’t really your friend.

Yes. Well by a 3rd party investigation. Well, a company that is owned by Hardwick’s wife’s family. So no bias, or impartiality at all. 

It’s pathetic that this “movement” has gotten to the point where you can’t even stick up for your friends. That’s what socialist totalitarianism is all about, and maybe after this extreme dose, someone in Hollywood will learn something.  I'll watch McDonald's new show in protest, and NBC and Fallon lost me as a viewer…

Maher doesn’t have to apologize for his comments. He’s a liberal, therefore untouchable. So when he says “I hope this country goes into a recession cuz it’ll make Trump look bad” he knows nobody in his fan base is gonna point out that his net worth is about 100 million dollars and that’s a lousy, arrogant and unfunny…

Yup. Meanwhile, Kathy Griffin, who was never funny to begin with, gets paid to spew her nasty "humor" to packed houses.

I’ll boycott tonight show then. Norm is one of the couple of sane people left and I haven’t seen him do anything I didn’t love. I hate watching sports but I watched every episode of his sports show.

The thing that’s really funny about stand-ups like Norm McDonald, Louis CK, Jerry Seinfeld, David Spade, Rob Schneider, etc. are that they were all, at one point, big liberals and champions of the left. Now, they’re being targeted and consumed by the PC culture that they all helped to create.

Damn. What the fuck has happened to this country? You know what happened when people said or did something stupid and apologized for it? Back not to long ago everyone else just said "cool, whatever" and MOVED ON WITH THEIR LIVES. Now it doesn't matter if it was intentional or unintentional, people want to make them…

so instead of featuring him and having the opportunity to question his stance, they just brush him under the rug? disappointing.