Got all busy on the dance floor with this hot Latin dude. We went back to his place, got naked, and we weren't even undressed two minutes and his load was all over my stomach. Expecting to continue and push through to another orgasm I stayed in bed all sexy-like preparing for more. He looked at me quizzically and…

I slept with a retired pro-skater while on vacation in Australia. He was like 20 years older than me, had dreadlocks, and was a very loud personality. My friend that I was with will see him on TV every once in awhile and send me texts, and we laugh about it. . . even though I still lie and say we just partied all week…

A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.

Probably going to have a nervous breakdown when this show ends. I'M NOT READY

Honestly this is one of the best TV comedies of all time, IMO. Between interesting story lines, character development, and hilarity combined with poignancy, it just hits on so many levels. Plus Leslie is written so beautifully and like an actual person instead of being some tired trope on one end of the female…

Cut my penis of once, shame on you. Cut my penis off twice...QUIT CUTTING MY PENIS OFF!!!

I'm not playing the race card, I'm playing the rice card

If Michael Bluth has taught us anything, it is that it's way too fucking hot to move to Phoenix.

How dare you imply that Jeremy Renner would ever move to Phoenix.

At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.

I threw my back out so badly that I couldn't do anything but lay for two days and needed a week of daily chiropractor appointments to be able to sit and walk again by bending over and picking up a paperclip.

Clitoral Hematoma: best riot grrrl band name ever.

Dude. Hubs and I tried to take a video of ourselves jumping in the bed at a hotel on our anniversary-to send our kids, so they could see the fun we were having without them, of course- and I slipped off the edge, busted my ass, and swore so much that the video was deemed "unfit for children."

When I was 12, I was testing out some superfly dance moves in the shower while grabbing the towel bar at the end of the tub for balance. Like you do. I slipped and grabbed the bar harder, and the extra stress of my weight pulled the bar out of the wall and brought a chunk of tile along for the ride.

Oh that's easy! I completely tore my ACL and partially tore my meniscus in an outdoor pillow fight against a 10 year old. I was part of an obnoxious improv troupe that decided to hold a pillow fight on International Pillow Fight day. A kid, one of the children of the troupe leaders, swung at me from behind and I…

we have one of those automatic garage doors where if you walk underneath, a laser senses it and the door goes back up. you see where this is going don't you.... wait for it.

Was walking with my laptop in hand, slipped in cat vomit on a tiled floor, busted my ass & the laptop. Gross and dumb.

I especially don't see how anyone that watched the first video with Maddie would see this one as sexual. The context is already there.