If Madeleine ever leaves Jezebel, I'll just give up.

I've said the same thing before! In fact, it is *never* the dudes with actual big, girthy dicks who whine about wearing a condom. Without fail, it is always the dudes with the solidly low end average dicks.

Don't know why. I have never met a dude who has had a problem with condoms and I have met some well-endowed dudes.

*sits back and patiently waits for the male posters to jump in and start screeching that we just don't get it, condoms hurt, ok? Like, you can't feel anything ever! And it's too tight! ETC ETC*

I think that's a Goldie Hawn line from First Wives Club:

Ugh, Russell Crowe. I don't think that all older women want to play the ingenue. I think that Hollywood has a fucked up precedent where even middle aged male characters are usually played by actors who are an appropriate age, 40s/50s/60s, and they're coupled up with a female character who is purportedly the same age,…

I would have sloppy sex with him. I'd get him and a couple of bottles of pinto greeg and make a little Saturday night out of it. He has a nice body. As long as he doesn't talk too much and remind me that he's Justin fucking Bieber, yeah. I guess.

The world is breathlessly waiting to learn which Jezebel staffers are on which side of this Bieber thing. Who's gonna name names? We deserve to know.

I could never get any Palin supporters to tell me what they liked about her policies. It was always, "She's a good Christian" or "She's a hockey mom, a grizzly mom, a family values bleep derp derp" - nothing about her politics or policies.

I already dislike Palin so much, this post barely phased me. Like, of course she would do this.

Damn, and the dog is even black. :(

Palin is a self-aggrandizing narcissist without a shred of reflection or even the kind of cagey barometer for public opinion that many pols have. Please don't cut this woman any slack. Remember the many photos of her posing with wolves killed in Alaska's "shoot haphazardly from a helicopter at anything that moves"…

This is some kind of metaphor for the GOP's attitude towards the poor, I'm 95% sure of it

Great story, and I can't wait to use the term "twatwaffle".

I worked at a fairly large cadillac dealership in the service department. The service department consisted of a very long building with service stalls on both sides and the dispatch office (where I worked) was right in the middle. I was one of the very few females employed in this department. It was a fun job but…

This isn't so much a "quitting" as it is a bridge burned. Consider it the best time I quit giving a fuck.

I quit ColorGuard before I even made the team by fainting in the middle of tryouts.

For me, it was three weeks ago when I said fuck it, I need a positive change in my life. My mental health was damaged, and people were dragging me down.

I've been nothing if not professional every time I've given notice at a job. I'm terrified of burning bridges.