Man, what am I even supposed to say? Goodbyes can sniff my dong.
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okay, so I read Fifty Shades so I could form my own opinion and kept reading so I would understand Jenny Trouts AMAZING recaps (http://jennytrout.wordpress.com/jenny-reads-50…).
"A set of bangs moaning in an elevator."
I just love Taylor. I really, really do.
Oh my. Ian Somerhalder. Sex shop. $1000. Oh my. Oh my goodness. *faints*
An anti-choice Christian group recently sent a letter to congressional candidate James Woods (D-AZ) urging him to…
When Garden State came out ten years ago, I was a 22-year-old naif who knew little of "critical thinking" or "not…
But at the same time, she states that if you don't like the way she looks then move along. I feel like a lot of people have been reading too much into individual phrases within the song without placing them within the greater context of the song itself. Everyone wants to be seen as attractive to the sex of their…
The press needs to stop calling this a beating or an attack. It's attempted murder and sexual assault. The woman was forced to watch her friend get beaten, then she got beaten, stabbed, sexually assaulted, threatened with further rape, tortured, and the only reason she's alive is because he decided to go look for a…
I can't wait to hear what's actually going on with Bruce Jenner. I kind of find whatever he's going through fascinating.
This...give me an honest asshole who owns it rather than one who hides behind flowery words any day. Plus, Shelley was just so oatmeal at times...if I was a lady back in the Romantic period Bryon at least seems like he'd be a hell of a lot of fun to be acquainted with (leaving out the sexing part, because he was…
Plus Byron had a pet bear.
Yep. I always thought it was funny that Shelley was thought of as the "soft romantic" and his relationship with Mary romanticized while Byron was the "bad boy".....when Shelley was just as bad or worse than Byron. Dude didn't just have one affair, he was a straight up Tiger Woods level poon dog of the Romantic era and…
Problematic?! They eloped when she was a teenager and he was married to another (pregnant) woman, they participated in a "free love" situation that she was less-than-thrilled about, he cheated on her with HALF OF EUROPE (and wrote poems about it), and yet after he died in boating accident she still saved and published…
Haifaa Al-Mansour, director of the critically acclaimed Wadjda, is set to direct a Mary Shelley biopic entitled A Storm in the Stars—and it will star Elle Fanning as Shelley. The film, written by Emma Jensen, explores the "problematic romance" between English Romantic poet Percy Bysshe Shelley and Mary (nee…
I would probably shit my pants if I see him again. Then I'd throw the poop stained pants at him and waddle-run away. I moved halfway across the country and changed my name to be rid of him. He didn't take too kindly to me breaking up with him due to his wandering dick.
Ladies, if he won't "allow" you to fart or burp…
AGAIN, let me recommend the Parasol Protectorate. The Protagonist's love interest?
I met this guy at a bar, and after several beers, we walked to his place. We proceed to get freaky, and he keeps saying, "oh, buddy, that's great. Oh, buddy, you're amazing. Ohhhhhh, buddy just hold on we're almost there."