I know about knotting from my involvement with the teen wolf fandom, and on behalf of the entire internet, I would like to issue my sincerest apology to your eyeballs/brain. This was never supposed to be a thing. WHY IS IT A THING. WHY @GOD.
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I found the GoFundMe page if anyone would like to help (they're almost to their goal already in two days; tiny bit of faith in humanity restored tbh): http://www.gofundme.com/bbh9go
"'What happened to her ass? It's a bag of cheese.' I would just like to say it's a fine triple crème brie!"
Kim K did dress extremely stylishly when pregnant, and it was a never ending circus of tabloids and celebrity websites calling her obese and disgusting and speculating on how much weight she gained instead of how cute her dresses were. Which, you know, is the gross nature of tabloids etc, but if I were Kim, I would…
I'm tempted to put a new iPad on my credit card just so I can get a long string of every single word for vagina (and the various accouterments of vaginas) that I can think of that will fit within the character limit. It's not your business what I want engraved forever on my exorbitantly-priced electronic devices,…
I knew before I started reading Fifty Shades, and then at the end of every single page thereafter, that I would not be able to bear finishing that drivel. However, a work friend who loved the whole trilogy challenged me to do it because my ranting about how awful it is should at least be made on the basis that I read…
I always think, 'I can totally handle reading Lindy's new film review at work,' and then I inevitably end up running to the bathroom to hide out because I'm laughing so hard that tears are streaming down my face and I have a mascara goatee in the vein of the Matchmaker from Mulan. Today, my breaking point was "and…
I just finished reading a novel where three generations of women either had MBP or were victims of it (or both; name withheld because spoilers) and it was so well written, but the subject matter was awful. I was hoping to understand the by proxy part a little better by the end, but I just. Can't. Not in fiction, and…
Unrelated, but as a literature nerd, I highly appreciate the H.G. Wells reference. I refer to the hourlong period between when I first wake up in the morning, and the point where I become a functional human being (i.e. one who can go into sunlight without hissing and speak in more than monosyllabic grunts) as my…
Oh my god, I thought I recognized Flaca from something but I couldn't place her. I watched Kourtney's brief, scripted slide back into bisexuality so many times back in the day because I loved it even though I knew it was not meant to be. MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN.
P.S. There was not enough Sophia. There's never enough Sophia.
I love Piper most when she's being an unbridled asshole to the administration. "Hey, that's federal property." "YOU'RE FEDERAL PROPERTY."
It was a random unnamed character, but for the first few seconds, I thought it was Watson with her hair loose and I almost peed myself in terror/sadness.
Ruiz and her scary-but-secretly-fluffy-under-the-tattoos boyfriend fucking tickled me. Her scenes with her baby made me tear up, and I'm not even that gushy about babies usually. I'm so glad that she gets to see her baby after how horribly sad she was last season. </3 I honestly can't tell, but I think Morello is…
I like that they called attention to it with the scene where Daya hits him in the closet and tells him to give her a shot, and he says he won't, and she says "but you could, if you wanted to." He keeps trying to pretend that they can be a normal couple, and she constantly calls out the inequality in their relationship…
He was such an unexpected treat.
I agree with all of this. Also, I just wanted to say that I appreciate your use of the term "shitbird." Are you a David Wong fan too?