I love female villains without remorse. Evil lady characters are as important as redeemable lady characters. ALL THE LADIES, YES PLEASE. Vee made me so furious, but she's such an excellent, complex, terrifying character. Rosa's revenge was awesome, but a part of me was just a tiny bit sad through all the cheering…

I'm already re-watching, I love it so fricking much. I've done literally nothing all weekend but lie in bed watching this show and eating cornflakes dry out of the box, and it's been so goddamn gratifying.

I live in Waffle Apartment. [sadly picks cat hair out of coffee cup so I can fill it with moscato]

I read all of this in Abby Elliot's voice from Bein' Quirky with Zooey Deschanel.

If they can successfully market and sell a bag of nothing but rye chips from Gardetto's, they can successfully market and sell an all-pink bag of Starburst. It's 2014. Wake up, America!

Same. The only practical reason I would ever own and wear a diamond ring is if I could purchase one sharp enough to cut a perfectly symmetrical hole into a glass pane, cartoon-style, so that I could drop through and do something badass. Preferably while my accomplice is outside in the getaway car, loading the only mix…

I referred to it as 30 minutes long, so I'm not sure what I said to prompt this comment. Thanks for the reassurance?

It probably won't be constructive. Despite her best efforts, I doubt even Hills could overcome Fox's aggressive effort to derail any logical or constructive argument that crosses their path, and twist words washcloth-style until they've wrung out the reason and often the point itself, until all that remains is…

...yeah, I can't lie. If I were jonesing for peanut butter cups and happened upon the sugar free variety, I'd make that mistake again. Bad decisions, frick yeah! [jumping high-five]

SUGAR-FREE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS.

"I sneezed out of my butthole."

I love how every smarmy non-apology includes a sentence where they're just so, so sorry that we misinterpreted what they said; as if it's the fault of us lowly peons for misunderstanding the real intention behind their one-dimensional, shitty statement. As if we're just too stupid to comprehend the many vague shades…

Wow, way to completely miss the mark there.

Same. I need both hands to get a krazy straw properly inserted into a huge box of wine, stat.

I agree. Though it is upsetting to know that at any moment, a shitty MRA troll who whines on the internet may be moments away from hurting or murdering a woman, and to know that people like that fuel people like the aforementioned murderer and probably make them feel justified in carrying out acts of violence. Still,…

Perhaps women allegedly were not attracted to him because they sensed that he is/was a psychopath. I couldn't make it all the way through the video; just the concept of it makes me sick to my stomach. Full-body (and soul) shudders all around. I feel so sorry and horrified for the victims and their families who suffer…

I can't lie, the worst part of that last story for me was the fact that they wasted red velvet cake. What kind of person must you be to willingly smear red velvet cake on a bathroom wall when you could eat it??? Unconscionable. (Seriously though, what lady-dicks. I'm so glad I don't work in he direct service industry…