I hate to break it to everyone who’s drooling over this, but erhh... A 16 kWh battery pack from a Volt is never going to be able to supply 400 kW of power to the motor.

And off the table, straight in to the potted ficus!

NO MORE SLIDESHOWS?!?!?

By the time I got there even their breakroom was ransacked, so I didn’t even get a Hertz donut.

I can’t imagine not buying a fantastic, bang for your buck, sports car just because of stereotypes.

“More than you can afford pal. A Corvette in 2025.”

Hey, so Apple says the Macbook Pro uses a “72.4-watt-hour lithium-polymer battery” which is not what we’re talking about here. They use a solid state disc drive, maybe that’s what you’re thinking about?

From an independent repair standpoint, the Supra sucks because it has no wiring or engine diagnostic information available. That’s not Toyota behavior right there, that’s straight up BMW.

Calling it now that people start praising these things the moment they’re not longer available new.

“I was fired by Elon Musk.”

So instead of trying to cosplay as a modern day Tony Stark, he’s basically just a Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg.

That’s the one I was reaching for. 

And Musk views everyone as beneath him.

The true(er*) measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good - Samuel Johnson (I think)

The truest assessment of character is how someone treats people he views as beneath him.

Aww babe, thank you!

As if I’d get advice on taste from someone in Arizona. 

Also you get that bullet proof Italian reliability that Alfa Romeo is famous for.

That’s all

Let’s start all articles with quotations from Miranda Priestley. That was a riot reading this article in that tone.