Not a joke (well, not in the way you’re most likely thinking), that’s the teaser trailer to a 10-hour movie of paint drying.

I work in the industry, and Netflix is a strange animal. It’s like a secret club, like Berghain or something.  Damn near impossible to get in, and when you do, it’s for inscrutable reasons, but once you’re in, you’re in, and Netflix will greenlight your project about paint drying.

FOMO. It all reminds me of Theranos and the bidding war between Walgreens and CVS. Walgreens’ CEO was warned by others that Theranos was bad news and they should walk, but the CEO signed the deal anyway on the reasoning that they couldn’t afford to let CVS get it. It was actually better that they gamble and lose, than…

On the upside, Netflix gave me $62M to make a show about this show.

I want to tune mine at some point, but with 108k on it already.... not sure I want to spend the cash.

Just be careful about how to cut it.

Does anyone actually buy these things? Seems like every one of them is a gift.

All my cheese comes from the US government. 

It’s been a wedding gift tradition from my grandmother. My wife is really into baking, so it gets used heavily. It is probably the Lexus of Kitchen accessories. A true luxury that will run foverever.

a tip i can use, and at a price that i can afford. lol

KitchenAid Mixer with attachments and not a food processor from a thrift store? Someone here had Lexus money.

Hmm. Can I find a $120k to spend on a fugly car?

My mom is well over 90. She qualifies as an Old Gal (OG). We always got our cheese in a jar.

The attachment for Kitchen aide mixers works fantastically.

Works great for hard cheeses but softer cheese like fresh mozzarella need a hand grater.  

Meh. Give the number of chemicals and weird stuff in my diet mt dew, wood pulp is the least of my problems.

Pre-shredded cheese is coated in potato starch to keep it from clumping together, but it also keeps it from melting properly and affects the taste. Real OGs know the only way to go is to buy a block and shred it yourself.

If I sell enough pictures of my butthole, I might can buy one...goals...

If I like wood pulp sure but I’ll stick to real cheese and grate it myself. 

Pro-tip. Per pound, pre-shredded cheese is almost the same price as block cheese.  You don’t need to spend $120k to get a fancy cheese grater, just get the stuff in a bag.