Maybe he’s justifying it by using the basic physics definition of Force x Distance to define work. So he’s getting a lot of work done, with his knuckles and feet!

I may not be the right person for the job, but I want to get you out of the grey so other people have a chance to jump in with more info.

So while I am far from being a Subaru expert (I owned a WRX for a while and then an STI before changing brands a few years later.) Neither of my cars developed an oil leak. However,…

I’ve owned 2 Subarus and despite my constant overeager abuse of them they held up remarkably well. That’s not my point. My point is that a used Subaru shouldn’t be equivalent in sale value to a new one consistently. 

Honestly, it’s not even worth looking at lightly used Subarus anymore. They’re the same price as new, never fails. Their depreciation curve looks more like stair steps to a courthouse. I don’t understand how that value model works. 

I am not going to comment on why an organization would need to require a match a passport photo to a face to travel, but I will say that based on what I have read about eyewitness accounts at trials, witnesses often misidentify faces to bodies and facial recognition overall the normal human way is pretty unreliable.…

The nose reminds me of a shop vac I once saw...

While I think the ELR is fine as a car ownership idea but the Volt Gen 2 is the smarter buy. Fairly certain the ELR is a Volt 1 with a reskin. 

While I think the ELR is fine as a car ownership idea but the Volt Gen 2 is the smarter buy. Fairly certain the ELR is a Volt 1 with a reskin. 

I am not a fan of orange cars overall (a few exceptions) but that orange is super nice. I would rock that any day over a silver/grey. 

I’ve seen amazing chest ahead in front of Andre the Blacksmith, too, although Gwynevere gets the lion’s share of messages. I don’t write them myself, preferring USEFUL messages, but I did chuckle.

I was a little too busy to do it this time, but it seems like COTD winners now have choices between commenters. 

I love high power strong torque band cars, but I want them to be able to put down that power effectively. Burnouts are fun, but delta-v ultimately is what gives me that fizzy penis feeling. For about 5-10k more you could get a much more capable C7 or even a Camaro SS that is way more planted and that’s more my style. 

I completely missed this, but this is absolute gold.

It’s interesting, I don’t speed nearly as much as I used to, but I’ve never been popped by the police on the opposite side of the road - they’ve all been on the same side. How about you? 

“And going onto Q3 projections, you can see that - one sec - Mrrrrrrmmmmm-rrrrrmmmmmm-murrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh - on this graph we have already accomplished about 85% of Q2 objectives, with an focus on - MRRRRRRRRRRRR-rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm - resolving all major issues a month early. Any questions?” 

I suggest finding a silly friend who occasionally makes wild ass idiot-savant like suggestions. They can be fun. 

Yeah, as I recall from Old-new Top Gear, conscientious promotion has never really been their M.O....

I just want the chance to say “HAMMOND, YOU IDIOT!” on my own terms. 

I’ve seen it before, under the search “Bruce Lee shifting gif,” but no idea on original source.

We may have discussed this before. It might take me a few years, but I’ll get there.