I had a 95 Ford Escort LX wagon that I bought off my dad for more than it was worth.

Can we prioritize HOW we should drive before we start getting into the weeds about what we’re driving?

I don’t hate them, but they just look so sad

As wordplay goes, that was damn clever. A Prime example - Optimal wordplay.

Wait, so, if the E version is the TAY-CAHN, then is this Boxter version the Bacon?

7155 out of 7450 for one. Hell, I kind of want to send them the $295 difference and dare/wager them to make ONE before 2018 is over.

Ah, a cue from the Bobby Hill school of self preservation.

It’s not exactly “Irregardless.” I see no issue here.

In your/their/anyone’s defense, I could have easily done 2 minutes worth of googling before coming to a snap visual analysis prior to commenting.

There are so many potential possibilities for names under that criteria.

Hey Mack, before you killed your editor he forgot to note that you spell Spiker and Spyker divergently in concurrent lines. Try not to execute the person responsible for editing until after he’s actually done.

In states where Subarus don’t run rampant everywhere, over time it slowly became a lie as well.

You must have missed the other 4 responses, including my own, which all indicate the same.

Based on the plot summary in IMDB:

The only thing about classic Megatron I really wonder about is why his helmet looks so much like He-Man’s hair.

Oh, I just saw the trailer and the girl in it is like 14, I don’t want that now

**RECORD SCRATCHING NOISE**
So there I was. You might be wondering how I got into this situation with no Escape. It all started about 3 weeks ago....

So, if it is like Shape of Water, is there gonna be some Bumblebee on lady parts action?

I’m a fan of lots of cars, but mid-rear engine coupes have a certain X factor that can not be denied. There is just something about having the engine right behind you that causes the driving feels.

The way he talks about Sen’s Fortress is the way I talk about Anor Londo. I love the design, the baddies, and the picturesque views in that place, and it was a relief after Sen’s Fortress. I can navigate Sen’s pretty well now, but I’ll forever hate that place.