I eagerly await her next project so I can continue coveting her hair and Mrs. Coachism

It truly speaks to the bottomless stupidity and inverse hubris of this man that he never realized for a moment that being President of the USA WOULD BE A HARD FUCKING JOB!

I love the Politico article that says “he has been surprised that government can’t be run like his business”

if he thinks being president is hard on him, he should see what its doing to us.

So this is what it took to get @RayderMan to unregister as R.

I have a few issues with that map, however.

This is the right wing, in a nutshell. I’m so sick and tired of hearing how they give a fuck about the people of this country and how it’s the evil elites on the left who are the real villians. The right care about power, holding power and using it to fuck over as many people as possible before they lose it. Fuck…

The problems of which you speak have been problems in the cities. I don’t know who you’re talking to but there are plenty of people in the cities who are suffering. The difference seems to be that for some reason the discussion about suffering in rural areas are talked about as though the people there are not at fault…

Bullshit.

Wait until your nipple hair goes white. You know how long they get? Imagine now you don’t notice them for several months.

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

my worst Miss U.

The day that I can read the news without having to come across the name Donald Trump will be one of the happiest days of my life.

How terribly sad to not have *anyone* miss you. Not a friend or sibling or co-worker. Not even your own mother who thought you moved out and then didn’t worry that you never ever called.

The one who was sexually involved with a 15 year old girl

Or she’s actually telling the truth in the moment. Good, stable marriages still fall apart sometimes.

oh lawd...there’s nothing i wouldnt do to earn the admiration and affection of samantha bee.

What’s everyone doing for the long weekend? I’ve been watching old episodes of Mad About You, and I’m contemplating a run to the hooch store to check out their fruity beers. Maybe I’ll just get LaCroix.