And a lot of his supporters would think some sort of coup had taken place,” Comey said.

Oh I’m riled up, but this does feel a bit like getting Capone on tax evasion.

Ten years ago an openly gay candidate would never have gotten this level of attention or support.

So the Trump administration forced her to date him to make Miller look “normal”. It’s too late, the man eats paste.

Fields, supposedly. And yes, they would. My aging pancreatic barfing cat would make a better president than our current one.

Wrong Nazi

Corey, we are honored you took time of out your busy schedule being a dishonest fuckwit to grace us with your comments.

Poor thing, thinking everyone has as shitty a job as you.

Does Milo protest the nanny state when he picks up his food stamps?

Well, that’s the great part about marrying your cousin.  Even after you get divorced, you’re still family.  

She’s smarter than her brothers (not hard), less offensively bulbous than her father (also not hard)...

It’s amazing how people never learn that if he’ll cheat with you, he’ll probably cheat on you.

Can you really trip over a toad stool?

What, you don’t remember Rudy catching all those falling buildings to save the puppies underneath?

Not enough money in the world to wake up next to those teeth every day.

I really don’t think Melania gives a crap as long as the terms of his will are already known, acceptable to her, completely locked in and not subject to change.

“I feel betrayed by a man that I supported in every way for more than 20 years,” Mrs. Giuliani said in an interview.

I’d like to give them a tour of a pig farm

Ubercapitalist dirtbags Dobbs and Varney should found a dog food company.