yeah that definitely works! Heres Tilda as Jared feeling nostalgic for the days when unloading 666 5th avenue was what kept him up at night. but now every day is a nightmare of keeping his fathef in law away from Twitter.

What an unbelievable fucking horses ass. “This was probably the worst day of my life.” How many animals had to die in that fire so that you and your idiot friends could blow some things up? And now you have to bring another version of you into the world? If people like this agreed to get sterilized, I would be happy…

Seriously - it's clearly enough of a disaster when idiots get their hands on it.

Yeah, I’m very afraid of flying, but it doesn’t really affect me behavior until I’m actually on the plane.

I didnt realize how prevalent racism was until 2014, when the police shootings started getting more coverage, BLM came into existence, and there was more attention given to people of color talking about examples of everyday racism. I grew up in Boston, and have lived in NYC, SF, and LA  an adult, so I guess I have…

I think it was maybe a poor choice    of phrasing, since that comes to “probably less than once a month.” That isn't great, but it doesn't necessarily indicate a problem, especially if they're social drinkers. 

And I’m guessing the irony of his own daughters growing up with an alcoholic father while he denies to klobuchar that he has a problem is lost on him.

Oh I’m sure the White House “resistance” has plenty of checks and balances to prevent him from doing anything extreme!

That's actually a great idea that you should pitch to someone who can fund and/or organize it. I'm pretty sure it would give him a rage induced stroke.

Wtf. Is she seriously wandering around by herself trying to “help” homeless people?

Yeah it’s almost like Kate McKinnon didn’t see the very loud fit he threw. Everyone else was pretty spot-on though.

Kinda reminds me of Steve Mnuchin’s wife.

I think entertainment is more of a mixed bag of psych issues. There’s definitely some bipolar disorder among people with “theatrical” personalities, a lot of narcissism throughout the business, both clinical and sub-clinical. A lot of people with histrionic personality pursue things like acting and modeling, because…

Probably refers to speaking out in a public forum, as opposed to telling friends or a therapist.

Now this is how you confront those cowards! This should be happening every day. We cannot let them make these constant immoral decisions without making them face the consequences of what they’ve done.

I’m confused. Is he trolling? Or is he really that stupid?

yknow he’s going to read that and be inspired to play with the stove.

I really hope you have some kind of live-in aid to keep your house child-proofed at all times.

Uh yes - there are people who have witnessed him taking his dick out and acting like a drunk asshole. There is evidence linking him to this and other crimes. His yearbook is chock full of gross sexual references. Then again, since you believe his “virgin” story, I have a bridge and a timeshare to sell you.

...you think people just get mixed up about which guy tried to force themselves on them in high school? Somehow she just “forgot” during her years of PTSD?