They live in Stanley Featherstonehaugh Ukridge?

"…On the next episode of The Brooke Shields talk show!"

It's an employment scheme used to keep Keith Richards' father busy. That and chimney sweeping. It's niche work, but when you're an ashen revenant, it's catch-as-catch-can as jobs go.

Yes, but this one was only famous due to a shout out to him at the beginning of Guided By Voices' "Big Chief Chinese Restaurant". Which is on the same album as "Chicken Blows", appropriately enough.

Great, now I'm having "Come and See" flashbacks!

Even with her massive syrup fortune?

Hey, as long as it's not Kazuo Umezu's Chicken George (nightmare fuel) manga character, I might be okay with that.

Yes, it does.
It also looks like they're drinking champagne in somebody's unfinished basement rec room.

Just off to the side in that picture is Ruth Gordon holding a baby with Bruce Willis' voice. And John Travolta thinks it's beautiful, for some reason.

Just off to the side in that picture is Ruth Gordon holding a baby with Bruce Willis' voice. And John Travolta thinks it's beautiful, for some reason.

Something that's got Fiona Apple feeling like a criminal.

This is all Tommy Wiseau's fault, somehow.

And if there's a pie cooling somewhere nearby, it's just a bonus!

Not using the whole back-up dancer is how we became a country that wasn't covered in Neneh Cherry Buffalo Stance tribute acts. Or something.

Honorary Mayor of Hollywood candidate Carol Channing?

Beats desperate onanism, I suppose.

Bono Cane: the new dvd that let's you watch Bono watch Mondo Cane!

Oddly enough, I always think of a drunk in a midnight choir.

Kolob?

ERB'S concept of Venus was waaaaay off too. The 'Planetary Romance" subgenre is notorious for junk science, as a whole.