Like the American Graffiti connection, or that E.T. was part of an expedition to Earth from the area in which Star Wars takes place? (That darn Grebleips!)

It was later retooled into a Rock Opera version of Iceberg Slim's "Mama Black Widow".

Also known as "The Old Lumberton Love Letter".

Smash hit new novel "Bobby and the Replisaur"!

Just like that Amazing Stories episode! (That was a toupee, but it's in the same spirit.)

He could still find a way to sue Claudia y Inez Bachman, I suppose.

I am now sorely tempted to add "giant troll fisting" as a tag/keyword to the Cabin in the Woods imdb page.

Is that near Nilbog?

Baron Mordo would disagree - a backhand slap from that wizened mitt was bad enough at normal size.

I've been meaning to read the Russian one for quite awhile. It should be interesting, at least.

"Think of all the money we're not getting off of this!"

"I tell you, this parrot is dead!"

Roughly two dozen fans of dinosaur themed fetish porn novellas think that the self-publishing trend is literally a dream come true. A horrible, horrible dream.

Somewhere Jim Shooter is crying, thinking back to his teenage days writing the Legion of Superheroes and how DC passed on his great new character Lactation Lass.

"You'll never believe it's not Zoo Animals On Wheels!"

That movie makes Greece look absolutely beautiful.

He's changed his act again, it seems.

Yes, then you get a large Gracen & Gracen Enterprises cardboard shipping box in which you sleep naked to satisfy your own nostalgia about being raised there.

That Tony Montana speech is different than I remember, but probably more accurate.

Do not use in conjunction with Ol' Fisherman's Sticky Pads.