In which she meets a young Jeff Goldblum and Veronica Cartwright.

That rancid Swanson has a name - it's Tucker Carlson.

You can only buy that version east of Java.

Pork rinds?

"The calls… they're coming from inside the house! From inside that piano that eats Japanese girls, to be exact!"

Bruno Hauptmann, but he was never around.

"From across the street, through a telescope."

Next week: Keye Luke

All the kids today are just crazy about Bill Clinton impressions and stories about almost getting the job running the World Bank, according to Bono.

Former KKK Grand Dragon Bob Jones was Michael's personal publicist? Did he meet MJ in the later years and just assume that he and LaToya were adopted?

"The Return" is a better send off for Kirk than Generations, but I haven't read the others. I have his other Trek books, but "The Ashes of Eden" and the space plague one just seem less interesting than the Mirror Universe trilogy and have been acting as a roadblock to my interest. There's just so much actually great…

Ron Goulart also wrote a number of books based on the Vampirella comic character, DC's Challengers of the Unknown and a series of Groucho Marx mysteries. None of them are great or anything, but I just thought I'd mention them.

It's either 20 minutes into the future or next Sunday A.D.
Not to be confused with the episode of "A.D." airing next Sunday.

Is the true story it's based on the Tom Baker Doctor Who story "The Invisible Enemy"?

From Wiki: "Primortals was a comic book series published by Tekno-Comix (later Big Entertainment) from 1995 to 1997. The characters and concept were created by actor Leonard Nimoy, who developed the idea for the series after visiting the SETI project. Science fiction writer Isaac Asimov was credited with providing…

Her boss/friend's airport, her boss/friend's way!

Just as long as Katee never has to make another movie with Don "The Dragon" Wilson.

Alternate theme song: Pump It Up

Is it too soon to mention Leonard Nimoy's Primortals?

Now I can't help thinking of Albert Pyun's Knights, in which Kristofferson and Lance Henriksen play dueling cyborgs battling it out in a postapocalyptic world ruled by machines.